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16.06.2025 10:17
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
What does it mean when a British person says "I can't be asked"?
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Then came..
Still no good.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Another attempt resulted in ...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
So, the docs changed it to read
Has your wife or girlfriend ever been felt up in public by a stranger?
Catatonics & High Colonics
No way
Loons and Moons
Why do ugly men flirt with girls that are really hot?
Just Forget it!
Next, they tried...
No go.
How do we write and pronounce "it's my pleasure" in Italian?
Still no good
They put up a sign reading
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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share office space ...
Everyone loved it.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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No, not a chance
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Unacceptable again!
If women aren't shallow, why do most tall, good-looking men have girlfriends?
So they tried
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Freaks and Cheeks
Minds and Behinds
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Hysterias & Posteriors
Nuts and Butts
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Thumbs down again.